Yes, the headline is true. This is what we girls do on a Saturday night. Kari and I performed some not-so-blind taste tests of "off brand" Dr. Pepper drinks and then proceeded to have a debate regarding said beverages. You heard me right. We get together with some other folks from our church on Saturday night for dinner and bible study and there is usually time after where we sit and talk and just have good, clean, relaxing fun. Tonight we, and by that I mean just Kari and myself, stood in Kari's kitchen, testing out a new off-brand Dr. Pepper drink called (drum roll please)...Dr. Topper. I had never heard of Dr. Topper and Kari hadn't either before today, but it was cheaper than the real thing (we both enjoy a good discounted item) and so she picked it up.
Well, for those of you who are not Dr. Pepper conniseurs let me fill you in on the skill it takes to discern a good knock-off beverage. First, the smell test. If it doesn't smell even remotely close to the real thing...don't drink it...you have been dupped. Second, the fizz test. Kari is much better at this test than I am, but I am learning. The rate at which the fizz disappears in the glass when poured over ice is key to the carbonation of the beverage. And last, but by far the most important of all...the taste test. It is crucial that you know exactly how the real thing plays out to your taste buds. As far as Dr. Pepper is concerned it leaves a very subtile taste in the mouth that is not overpowering, nor does it last so long as to be annoying. Therefore, it only stands to reason that this is what you should look for in your knock-off Dr. Pepper beverage.
I know...this big question that is simply driving you mad at this point is how did Dr. Topper fair against not only the real thing, but also against other off-brands? Here are the final results as composed by the taste testing firm of Chase and McGrath (please note all grades are based on a 1-10 basis)...
Smell - upon the initial whiff of Dr. Topper the beverage held up quite well. Nice sent...not too strong, but not so faint as to not register with the nose. Grade=8
Fizz - Dr. Topper did not fair as well in this test. The rate at which the fizz appeared and disappeared was not proportional to the real thing. Grade=2
Taste - being the most important test there are several factors that helped us make our decision. Lack of carbonation was very key...there was very little. The syrup ratio was too high. This normally has something to do with carbonation so already Dr. Topper was not doing well. Also, the after taste was not what one looks for in a good carbonated beverage. Finally, the facial expression upon taste was not desirable. All this leads to a negative experience. Grade=2
Thus, it is our very strong opinion that Dr. Topper is a very poor substitute for Dr. Pepper. Dr. Thunder, the Wal-mart brand of Dr. Pepper, is our prefered knock-off choice. A distant second is Dr. K, the Kroger knock-off. And, not even in the race, is Dr. Topper. God bless all Dr. Pepper drinkers and may your beverage bring much joy to your tastebuds!
If anyone wishes to contest these finding please email either Kari or myself at www.like_I_care.com. Thank you and have a great day.